Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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