Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Boobs speak an international language.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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