highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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