how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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