I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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