Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Randomize
