is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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