Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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