My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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