why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Randomize
