he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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