you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I'm really busy with my period
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