from now on my penis is your penis
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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