I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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