Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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