yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
home. puking in laundry basket.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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