like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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