Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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