No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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