I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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