I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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