why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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