I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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