i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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