And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize