Your tits are I can't wait for
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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