I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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