You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
