i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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