Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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