i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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