ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Life is so much better after having sex.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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