chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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