Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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