This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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