The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just gift wrapped bread.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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