yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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