Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I need moral support for this bender
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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