Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
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