i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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