Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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