their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
It's Friday. Sex?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize
