Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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