I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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