How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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