is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
