I'm drive I can fine osifer
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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