the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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