The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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