your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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