He had one of those small greek statue penises
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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