You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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