Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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