at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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