you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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