in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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