just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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