we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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