question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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