Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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