hell yes lets make some ravioli
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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